Chris Martinez

"You're better off ordering online and having it shipped. The cashier moves 3x slower than a dead snail."

"24hrs Walgreens. Where you can pick up milk, and eggs but depending on the time you can find a black lace bra in the parking lot for free."

"They should substitute crew neck Tshirts for the suspenders. I don't need see chest hair so close to the food....other than that the Parmesan fries were the 💣.com"

"Combo on the restrooms?!? That's crazy."

"Excellent service!! No complains!"

"Make sure you come ahead of time or the bald dude will have you playing musical lines. Under pressure much?!?"