Chris Aliprantis

"All you people complaining don't know how lucky you have it. Try going to LA Fitness in Clifton and bask in the misery there. You'll never complain about this place again!"

"The 19x NJTransit line blows. Never shows up less than 20 minutes late. In heavy traffic, you're better off walking to NYC."

"Came for wings and a view. Should've specified what kind of wings and a view I was looking for. Neither were all that great here."

"Word of advice: Their bus schedules are just for show."

"No one wipes down anything, it's always stupid hot, and most of the "trainers" are a joke. But all in all a decent gym for a decent price."