Chris

"If you go when it's crowded, beware the horrible voice inflections you'll suffer through."

"Decent food, but slightly overpriced. Also, if you bring me my ketchup in a ramekin vs full bottle, you insult us both."

"Umm. New receptionist was having problem with their new system. Asked me if I knew of their new system. Not relevant to me. Ultimately suggested I could come back if that works better. Ugh."

"If you're walking in a group towards me and your group is taking up the entire path, some of you are going to get hurt."

"Roll up and get your read on."

"Books are cool, stay in school!"