"For easier carrying you can split your apples into two or more bags while you're picking, but before checking out throw them all into one. Fill that thing to the top as you can always give some away."
"Forget the pizza and hot dogs; do yourself a favor and grab some cider, donuts, and apple pie a la mode."
"When you purchase a beer you get a ticket, turn in the ticket for a free pizza. I was woefully unaware of this process and eventually had 4 pizzas in front of me. It doesn't get any better than this!!"