Sara Bee

"Having recently moved out I can tell you on good authority that Sam the landlord will NOT return your security deposit. He will duck your calls and flat out LIE about it. Stiff him for the months ren"

"While the dryer is still running you can put your laundry card in and get 18 more minutes for a quarter instead of paying the full 1.85 for a new cycle."

"They deliver booze and smokes to you!"

"Beware the minipoodle!!"

"Stick to bagels"

"Go see the Francis Bacon exhibit at the Met, it's open late on Fridays and Saturdays, much less crowded than usual."