John West

"Add 5 ladles of sauce to each bowl to keep your noodles from sticking to the grill."

"Add pepperoni to the Firehouse Meatball sub, it's to die for!"

"Food and service was great, but don't irritate the accordion player!"

"Rub Lamar's left shoe and he may grant you three wishes."

"The cook is a Cowboys fan, don't talk Chiefs football until she's finished cooking your food."