Carrie Nation

"Free showers! Free wifi! Nice sites by the creek. Highly recommend."

"This place is pretty outdated and there are cheaper, newer spots in the area."

"This is the nicest laundromat that I have ever been to. Machines are clean, efficient, and reasonably priced."

"The dance floor is sticky. Not a critique - just a fact."

"Service here is terrible. I've been here several times now, and you've always gotta wait for the servers to stop smoking long enough to help you. What the fuck, guys?"

"The fish sandwich, my friends, is where it's at. And the steak and cheese is easily the best bang for your buck."