- Shoop

"They don't have beer at this location (?), so you might as well get wasted in the parking lot."

"Quit living the rookie life and start rolling in with booze like I do. C'monnn."

"If you want a whole wheat tortilla, ask - cos they won't remember to ask YOU. And make sure the dork making your food changes his gloves AFTER he picks his nose. Disgusting. Go to Roburrito's instead."

"HOT TIP: PUSH A BURRITO INTO YOUR BODY."

"I'm the mayor."

"Mango up them onions."