Brandon Smith

"Don't do dry-cleaning here. Your clothes will come back w/ stains."

"Very nice staff."

"Laird McFarfey likes bacon burritos."

"I'm up earlier than John E? I still like to think of myself as sheriff. Or "nancy" as the old man called me once. A remark that I would take offense to even if I was gay."

"Multiple check in boy John E is back as mayor. I guess he forgot to check in a few days and couldn't stand being ousted as mayor."

"I feel like Jon E might be cheating or gaming the system a bit. Hard to tell if he has more than my 90 some odd check ins. But hey, more power to him. Rule on, mayor."