Brad

"So overly friendly it's fake and creepy. Try not to smile when you see them."

"Soon to be out of business. The shelves have been empty for months and the new unorganized aisles cause dizziness."

"Beware of the sushi. Keep a brown bag nearby. Gag reflexes in full force."

"The freaks come out at night. High School night starts at 8pm. Fear the children."

"Bring a mask, this place be condemned!."

"When sitting at the pool bring ear plugs. The live guitar player has strum the same songs for the past 4 years. Sounds like a dying seagull."