Bracken Klar

"The buffet is very good. Lots of vegetarian options and lots of things that neither india palace nor desi wok have."

"Of course I meant put, not pit."

"These guys are the best. Three fellas went and the first hat they pit on each of us we bought."

"The Mexican ketchup is the best."

"Gilcrease hills doesn't allow booze at the pool. Why am I giving these weirdos money?"

"The mojitos, martinis and mint julips are great, also, I third the Guinness milk shake. It brings the boys to the yard."