Stewart Mellentine

"Come liquored up before you come because the lay out and ordering process will drive you bat shiz crazy. What does this line do? Where are your menus? Wood fire? What's regular? #nofungshui"

"When the Mayer is in da house, he'll buy you a beer."

"Beans. Nuff said. Well, and cold beer with a rare steak."

"Great vibe. No uppity here (till massholes arrive). Drink and chill brah."

"When the mayor is in the house, you are allowed to open a beer and drink it while shopping, free o' charge. Tell them I sent you."

"New England gringos better support my taco stand. Best meshcan food in the Seacoast. Mas tamales por favor. Jodan coños de la patrulla fronteriza!"