Billie Jo

"When the monkey escapes, they lock you inside until they catch him. He's a crafty little monkey. This is the second time he has escaped this year!"

"If you don't take your money quick enough, the ATM will take it!"

"Looks like the trash could use emptying...."

"Residents are often cranky and poor drivers..."

"Max ATM withdrawl is $500"

"Transporting alcohol across state lines is a crime....if you get caught!"