Ben Harless

"This place doesn't really exist. Some jealous chick made my house a gay bar and named it after my dog."

"Don't care about logic and reason, if your address isn't in their hallowed book they won't give you a permit no matter how much proof you have of residency"

"Check out the vending machines in the basement, they have some sweet sweets."

"Crab melt is amazing, be sure to check in and save 10% too !"

"Sweet singles bathroom on first floor"

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