Bart de Kool

"Call one elevator instead of both... if we all do that the lifts will be quicker....dude"

"Tell delivery people to leave packages with the concierge... Stolen parcel rate = 0% since"

"Get a freshly made zinger tower burger and you'll be hooked, can't beat that taste Ronnie!"

"Please don't call both elevators... just pick one!"

"Have dinner at the Jack Rabbit half a mile down the road towards Plymouth... 1000x better than the Toby's downstairs"

"Only if you really need to..."