Dave McWhirter

"Not a good place for teens, after dark. Security and Police are quick to respond to troublemakers."

"This is a fun place, but get there early because it usually doesn't stay open late."

"The women from Wisteria Ln are usually here. There are occasions when the Man-Haters club will meet here; if you're not a woman, you may be in danger during those times."

"The women here are very mean to Jack. It's kinda sad, because Jack's a good guy."

"Try the General Tso chicken!"

"Try the General Two Chicken!"