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"Get the chicken nuggets, they're the yum.com"

"As a meat lover, the Buffalo Bomber is actually better than real meat."

"Marisa knows how to make you look sexually attractive. She's great with tapers/fades and is a straight up perfectionist. She's also great to have conversations with."

"Come here on Sundays for their capital D-licious BBQ ribs, bottomless mimosas, and straight up attractive folks. Nonstop."

"Pet troubles at 2am? Don't trip, chocolate chip. They're open 24 hours. Just buzz the intercom from 7pm-7am to access the elevators."