Andre van Selm

"Quite possibly the slowest fast food in the world…"

"WCafe coffee!"

"Service is SLOW... took well over an hour for our food to arrive. Not enough waitresses means your drinks also take a long time."

"Whatever Manny recommends..."

"Top class Fillet with a bottle of Pinot Noir. Wouldn't do the creme brûlée again though."

"Make sure all valuables are removed from your vehicle when it goes for a service. My iPod (built into the dashboard) was ripped out and spares on the boot storage compartment stolen."