April

"Don't order the flounder (bland & like 'shake n bake'). Mac n cheese was good, tho. I will definitely be coming back to try some of the other dishes and to get another Brownstone Punch!"

"Rip off! Charged me $50 for a Mani/pedi that started out as a $23.99 M-W special. Kept adding on extra charges without asking me and frankly made some stuff up!"

"Somebody said your upper lip smells like old man stew"

"Get some more seats! And start enforcing no loitering! No food = no seat!"

"If u need to use the restroom early morning, don't forget to ask for the key!"