Aslan

"Have a Greek Pizza, you will love it!"

"Terrible terrible kebab! Meat was off, falafel was fatty and salty, even the hummus was bad. Stay away!"

"Lahmajun is yum!"

"Authentic Southeast Turkish cuisine. Never to be missed. Send me your bill if you don't like what you eat."

"Probably the best Turkish Coffee in the neighborhood. Make sure you ordered "sade" (without sugar)."