"The Montreal Impact v. Columbus Crew SC open up their Eastern Conference Semifinal Series this evening at Stade Saputo."
Futbol
· Montreal, Kanada
9.0"The Continental Breakie... Always."
Otel
· Shawinigan, Kanada
5.5"The 'Soccer' my Dear Man, The Soccer."
Futbol
· Montreal, Kanada
9.0"Mostly Heartache & Heartbreak..."
Stadyum
· Montreal, Kanada
7.9"We staggered out of this fornicatorium, tired but well taken care of..."
"Best place in town to soak in the loitering elderly Chinese People..."
Devlet
· Montreal, Kanada