Aris Vrakas

"Cheap ladies. Silly lads in suits."

"Classic place. The red couches are moulding, if you can't afford new ones try febreeze."

"Have a couple of drinks at the bar before you get a table. Herradura tequila is great. Margharitas are good, daquiries maybe too sweet; other Latin drinks are available. The food rocks."

"Great place to organise an off-site meeting."

"If you're in Versailles make sure you dine at place du Marche Notre Dame."