Gerrard Paez

"As current Mayor, I am passing a local ordinance that those who check-in here are entitled to a drink at the cafeteria in my name. This ordinance is co-terminus with my term of office"

"The cranberry cookie's pretty good"

"They have cherry coke!"

"While waiting for your drugs, you can get a whiff of the mouth-watering smells from the litson manok counter beside mercury. Buy lipitor at once to lower cholesterol!"

"Baristas have forlorn looks mainly because Mayor Ronnie has been abusing them"

"Pwede ring dumeretso sa bahay ni Meyor. May sakla at mahjong"