"It's seat-yourself, family style seating. You can grab a beer an mill around while you wait for a spot, though!"
"Thursdays are student nights, $5 student tix with a valid college ID, $10 every other night, $20 adult tix"
"Try the chutneys on everything!"
"Ask for a bowl of fundido sauce with your chips and salsa. It's even better with a margarita."
"Dirty towels, construction noise, shower doesn't drain."
"Bring cash with you, there's a $10 min for cards."