Andy Vale

"Try your best to make forward and suggestive comments towards all the staff. This makes them feel appreciated and may just get you laid."

"The 20 nugget box is an excellent side for your main meal. Have one all to yourself, refuse all requests for sharing."

"Look in your pocket, now at the menu. Buy as much chicken as you can afford. Eat the delicious chicken. Then get the 11 herbs and spices injected directly into your bloodstream. Touch yourself."

"Ask for a foot rub."

"There's a good playground in the big field."

"Get a big spring roll with whatever you order."