Andrew Weiss

"Watching TSA handle security at MCO makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit."

"Jess is the best bartender here. Tip well, the bartenders here will remember you and take good care of you."

"Reba here checking in. Just want to let you know that when Andrew is on tour Amber makes me wear a pink collar and a choker chain. She smacks me un the nose for no reason! Im a good dog, she's evil!"

"Amber was recently seen spray painting kittens orange. She's a diabolical mayor!"

"Amber is a mean mayor that doesn't even like puppies! Legend has it she kicks bunny rabbits! Be careful she probably bites."

"Bring Reba a treat!"