"Don't get too obnoxious outside, people will call the cops!!"
"If you forget to pay your bill don't worry the bartenders will pick it up for you! :)"
"Easily the best bathroom in buffalo!"
"Don't know what they did but the fried rice was horrible. Why don't they fry it in front of you????"
"Try the Smirnoff ice and brandy!"
"Don't leave until you've had some hot sex!!"