Amanda Mariposa

"Bring ear plugs. The music is obnoxiously loud, especially in the dressing rooms."

"Not sure if you really want to buy that item? Decide while you're in line! They're usually long enough for me to realize I didn't really want anything I picked up."

"Get the margaritas!"

"Check your prescription before you leave. Apparently the pharmacists never learned to count!"

"Why do people come to the library to hang out and chat?? Seriously, there's a million other places you could go!"

"Watch out for the girl with the colorful hair! She's craAaZzyY!"