Alyssa Isbell

"Stop at stop signs. Cops hide undercover a lot."

"Food is greasy and the waiters are always staring 0.o"

"$19 for 1 hour massage!"

"If you tell them you're getting a pedicure a d there's a wait, they will let you relax in the chairs and soak your feet until its your turn! :D"

"Best place to have a good time with your family. You don't have park rangers up your ass 25/8."

"Don't go in the auditorium with a jacket. You'll sweat yourself to death in here!!!"