"Tuna bites are amaze-balls."
"Come before 11am on Saturday and tickets are a bargain at only $11 !"
"French crooning in the bathroom helps me relieve myself, fully."
"The bartenders are awesome. The patrons are assholes. The bread... The table bread and garlic butter is delicious."
"All three of the cold-ass gourmet popcorn flavors I've tried have sucked but at least they cost a thousand dollars."
"If someone tells you there is an hour wait, just turn to leave and they'll seat you immediately. At least that's what happened to us. Score!"
Amerikan
· Falls Church, ABD
9.0