Alex L

"Smart toys for smart kids in the making. Leave behind all the junk at the big box stores and come find great items for the kiddos in your life! Something for everyone and for all ages!"

"The parking sucks. Don't get towed!"

"Place your late-night order with The Master. Bow down before Wayne and place thy order with Wayne: The Man, The Myth, The Legend. #saltpepperketchup"

"You're a dummy if you don't come out here! Plenty of room, good food, and CHEAP beers! Dawn is the shit so tell her hi and tip 'em all well!!"

"HEY, YA JERK ORDERING A DRINK!!! Get off of your damn phone before I do it for you."