Tom Hord

"Catch & Carry downstairs brews strong Intelligentsia coffee on the cheap."

"Though it's small, the density of classiness is high without being too pricey. Lasagna was spectacular."

"Don't order the shrimp cocktail appetizer. $10 for five tails and sauce is great if you're this place's usual clientele, which is apparently oversized bachelorettes and drag queens."

"The chocolate cake is made with mayonnaise. Need I say more?"

"If you like cream and sugar in your coffee, order a tall in a grande cup. It's cheaper, they usually over fill it, and you don't have to waste any to make room!"