Adam Dennis

"Been coming here since I was a kid, get it w cheese and all the rest."

"Watch for the ghost of Jen the Bartender, wandering the corridors and managing to still get great foursquare reviews."

"If you're going to bid on a wench, make sure you avoid the third one from the right. She is unsavory."

"The bathroom has a pleasant scent of incense and urine. Enjoy it!"

"Check out my Red Bull mural on the patio!"

"Good luck beating my streak record on big buck safari! Protip: Green gun is on-point for accuracy."