Adam Lovelace

"When eating the Ghost Pepper Roll, be sure to be sitting on a toilet in an igloo."

"The guy in 4302 watches you."

"Anything on the menu that involves 'Steak'.....order it."

"Breathing in the permanent marker they use to black out words on their forms, caused me to leave with a negative balance in brain cells."

"Gorgeous staff serving up the best pizza in town! I someday hope to have my wedding somewhere between the Crane Machine and Pool Table!"

"The 'All You Can Eat Cole Slaw' is worth the trip!"