"I highly recommend the Strawberry Colada! Yum!!"
"Everything is good and they have something for everyone including a very impressive selection of wine and beer!"
"The Spalding House is now open 'til 2 am on Friday and Saturday nights!!! Come close the place down and take the sober bus home!"
"Wash your hands before you leave."
"$1.25 drinks from 8:00 - 9:00 Fridays and Saturdays."
"If you can afford to tip appropriately, you can't afford to eat out."