Aaron Morelli

"Balconites."

"Toasted marble rye sandwich with hummus, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, oregano, and mayonnaise. Delicious."

"McChicken. Add pickle. Delicious."

"If you're choosing UGates because it's closer to campus, buy a car with the money you'd saving renting another apartment farther away."

"Play at least 5 games of Mario Kart."

"The rooms smell like cigarettes. BADLY."