Andrew Wehrung

"Matt Bickel is the worst FIFA player at this residence. He literally puts up no fight. He suck massive donkey penis."

"I heard walk up the flight of stairs is a work out!"

"Make sure you ask about the double money night. If you're the 1000th person to ask, they'll give you 100 dollars!"

"Try the Side Salad Challenge. Eat ten side salads and they're free!"

"I heard the craziness goes down here."

"Jung is the absolute man. Kid is gonna kill it at life."