Eric Fundingsland

"They really need to drop the "express" in the title."

"It wasn't built to last."

"There seems to be some sort of theme to this restaurant, but I don't know what it is."

"Barbershops are the only place where you pay more for less."

"I put my money in here and when I come back I can get it out."

"It has food in the fridge that I like. Sometimes it gets cold, but you can turn a dial on in the living room and it gets warmer. Pretty cool place."