Andrew Turner

"It's a little pricy compared to other motels in the area, and weirdos hang out outside at all hours of the night. Other than that, your experience is sure to be a pleasant one."

"Our house is protected by the good lord and a gun. You might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome, son."

"They have free air. All you gotta do is push a button and it turns on.The car wash is awesome, but if you're wanting to use it to wash bird shit off of your vehicle, save your money."

"If you're going there as a vendor to sell stuff at the flea market, get there at 5am!"

"Get there before 6 on the weekends if you want to find a decent place to sit. Otherwise you're gonna be standing all night."