Percy Cockswain

"They don't have electronic cigarettes and the cowboy boots were gaudy and terrible. Visualize boots designed by Roy Rodgers and that situation guy from jersey shore. Ughhhhhhh."

"In your face Eataly."

"This place was excellent. This is me recommending this place to you."

"I'm disappointed that a fellow on the tour who wore a hat inside the shrine wasn't immediately tarred and feathered by Walker, Texas Ranger."

"Excellent place to get some."

"It's a dive bar. Do you actually read reviews of dive bars in your spare time? If so it's a dive bar."