Andy Utley

"Enter if you dare!"

"The absinthe root beer float is, meh."

"This is the best ride in DCA. It is well made and fun to ride."

"Look backwards when one this ride. It gives you a more intense feeling."

"This is the best ocean. It is the largest (although it is getting smaller) & the fish in this ocean are awesome (especially in Hawaii). However, there is seismic and volcanic activity around the ocean"

"Fed ex is lame. UPS is better. Fed Ex treats their drivers poorly. UPS drivers are unionized. Also, fed ex ground is not a part of the real fed ex. They are just using the fed ex brand name."