Alan White

"Exhausted and malnourished after your trip? Or maybe just want to treat your loved ones when they arrive? Hudson news has a lovely selection of treats including 2 hard voile eggs for just $1.99!"

"Loose lyrics and loose women. Oi Oi!"

"If it's busy, as it rarely is, and the person in front orders 12 complex drinks you'll be in for a long wait. But I guess that applies to most bars. Oh dang, just missed my place in the line. :("

"Quit whilst you're ahead!"

"Don't come here without booze!"

"If you want to understand the musings of England in the early 1609's you need to go to the foothills in North Carolina or just head here on a Sunday night for live Irish sessions."