Jonah Bloom

"It's a gym not a phone booth, utter your banalities elsewhere. If the elliptical is clanking you are doing it wrong. Wipe the machines down after you. Treat others, etc ..."

"Always great service here. But avoid the Vauxhall Merivas - terrible design, uncomfortable ride. Not GM's finest hour."

"The Caribbean Casked Balvenie 14 is very good."

"Bring flowers for Jason. Jason loves a bit of flora."

"< 4 drinks last night = 1 breakfast burrito. 4-8 drinks = 2 breakfast burritos. > 8 drinks = 2 breakfast burritos + 1 maple donut."

"This is how flying should be. Easy in, easy out. No security lines. Free coffee in the morning courtesy of Delta. Professional crowd who know how to board a plane. Let's not fuck this up people."