Leno Llamas

"Joel, Sir you rock."

"Triana, your job title is Bartender. As in Tend the bar."

"The lady that works here is super-cute"

"Service was subpar then I went again (you can't judge a place by one experience) service even worse."

"Great happy hour!! But be-careful with Gianni he is a sneaky scammer. Hopefully he won't be there long."

"Dear Dave, The reason I approached you for a drink on the day you were talking to the blond was because you were not tending the bar. I think (correct me if I'm wrong) 15 min. is a bit long for a beer"