Daniel Pratt

"The people that stand here waiting for the bus are utterly disgusting."

"To the person that complained about chocolate milk... You do know you were at a bar, right?"

"Some of the best staff around! Marta has incredible pendulous tits!"

"Don't throw your trash on the ground. Be an adult and dispose of it properly!"

"You're only two stops away from Keele station. Stop being lazy and WALK!"

"Beware of bears in the woods! (Bring lots of condoms and lube!)"