Maxwell D

"The new chicken salad is quite good!"

"BEWARE -- Credit not accepted outside. Very archaic"

"If Lois is tending bar, have one of her incredible mojitos!"

"Ask for Shari or Alicia"

"Get in line the day before you want assistance. Challenged clientel keep things at a very slow crawl."

"When they say the menu changes at 3, they'll stop serving it ahead of that. Consider Cutters across the street"