Andrew Gates

"The ocean is great. If you're going out and you can't swim, you're an idiot. Make sure you know how to swim, you dingus!"

"I don't come here often because I don't live near here but whenever I do I always get the red strawberry soda."

"Ich laufe hier. Wann die Sonne scheint nicht, das ist gut."

"Great spot for running. Flat area, lots of shade from trees and a long grassy area in the middle. No matter so many races go through this area."

"If you're driving on this road and you have to pee, good luck because this road is almost always under construction which makes for an unpleasant bumpy ride. I am in such a scenario right now."

"Well if you're here you already know there's water and a beach. Try it out and just don't get eaten by sharks."