James McGrath

"The crostini are to die for. The fig, goats cheese and honey one especially. Also make sure you check out their freshly made fritatas and pies, incredible."

"Avoid letting your dog swim or drink in the dog pool. Our vet says it's the quickest way to spread or catch parasitic infections from poop, pee and saliva. Pity but saves you $150 in vet fees & meds!"

"Try the short rib, medium, it's freaking AWESOME!!!!!!"

"Hates the lazy ignorant wankers who leave their dog's sh*t on the ground in the dog over night. Lazy, selfish, inconsiderate pr*cks!!!!! Great way to spoil a wonderful, charming dog run. Well done."

"Beware the naked ginger."