Brandon Marker

"The coffee is local!"

"Their biscuits are magic."

"Go see Beto and the Fairlanes, dance and have a good time!"

"Do not eat here. The burger was a frozen patty. The Gnocchi also tasted from freezer. The prices are overstated, and it would fail if it weren't for unsuspecting tourists. Prices are 2x too high."

"Just ask John to make ya something. You'll find the bottom of the glass."

"The Kong harness is the best I've ever had. The leash, however, broke in a few weeks."