James

"Go to the HEB on Brodie. Expect the best customer service in the company. If you need help finding anything, look for me, James. I work up front with the cashiers. We want you to rave about us!"

"Go to Thrift Land and pay attention to the color tags of the day. 50% off all day!"

"Go to Dirty Martin's and order the OT or DH special. Get the cheese tots and a cherry Dr. Pepper (with real syrup). Best greasy spoon in Austin."

"Go to Barfly's and order the "Happy Meal". Best 5 bucks you'll ever spend trying to get sauced. You have to earn your 10 dollar minimum at this place."

"Go to Juan in a Million, order the Don Juan. The greatest breakfast taco known to mankind."